..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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