Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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