We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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