This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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