Farmville is her only friend.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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