dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Randomize
