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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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