We won't sleep together?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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