The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
