Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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