There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Randomize
