omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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