Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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