I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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