There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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