i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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