this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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