he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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