no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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