Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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