Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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