ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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