You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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