Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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