How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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