? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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