I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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