What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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