Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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