if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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