you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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