a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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