is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
