bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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