Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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