We're facebook friends in real life
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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