Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
