I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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