I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
