I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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