Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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