I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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