i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We don't watch enough power rangers
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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