If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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