i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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