Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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