I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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