Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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