erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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