he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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