I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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