Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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