do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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