your thong is hanging out like whoa
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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