Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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